1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,241 They're arriving, Doctor. 2 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:12,778 I'm forced to beg from fools! 3 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,310 For all their yachts and their art galleries. 4 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:18,908 They're no more than gangsters. 5 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:23,582 However, they pay the fiddler, so we must dance. 6 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:28,617 Greet them with enthusiasm and the proper respect. 7 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,295 KATY: Welcome, Baron. 8 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,896 I'm Katy, Dr. Franklin's assistant. 9 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,471 My dear Constantine, how good to see you. 10 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,446 Don't be a bore, Franklin. 11 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:51,977 We have received your request for an additional ten million dollars... 12 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,145 in development funds... 13 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:57,349 which is preposterous beyond comment. 14 00:00:57,424 --> 00:01:00,689 Before we will even consider more investment... 15 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,524 we demand to see a report... 16 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:06,293 on the progress of the money you have spent so far. 17 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:09,767 I suppose you have paid for the right to see it. 18 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:12,066 Come on. 19 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:15,336 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 20 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:28,417 I created these. 21 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:35,860 What's that? Robots? 22 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,261 I call them Fembots. 23 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,266 The perfect women. 24 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:45,270 Programmable, obedient... 25 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:50,038 and as beautiful or as deadly as I choose to make them. 26 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,601 You fraud! 27 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:57,007 The deal that my board of directors agreed to finance... 28 00:01:57,084 --> 00:02:00,485 was for you to obtain the weather control device... 29 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:03,182 presently under development by the O.S.I. 30 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:06,089 Please, Baron, just give us a chance to explain. 31 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,650 But instead of dealing honestly with us... 32 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:12,187 you squandered our money on these idiotic toys. 33 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:15,393 I worked for the O.S.I. for 10 years... 34 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,233 and I know the weaknesses of their system. 35 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:22,366 The weather control machine is a security 6 project... 36 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,376 and far too massive to steal... 37 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:28,278 without very special arrangements. 38 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,746 Honestly, Baron, the Fembots are the best way. 39 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,079 Look. 40 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:40,118 Between each of these men is a human glue... 41 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,625 that holds the O.S.I. together... 42 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:46,098 by handling the account with detail and implementing command decisions. 43 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,033 Monitoring phone calls, making appointments... 44 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,433 scheduling conferences. 45 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:54,804 In short, the secretaries of the most important men are on this chart. 46 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,435 Under Phase One of my plan... 47 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,878 certain of these strategically located ladies... 48 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:04,279 will be replaced by my Fembots. 49 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,890 That's Lynda Wilson, Rudy Wells' secretary and assistant. 50 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,954 We've had her under surveillance for a month. 51 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,091 She'll be the first woman replaced. 52 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:26,567 When my board of directors hears my report, Franklin... 53 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,766 you're a dead man. 54 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,433 Please, we can prove they'll work. 55 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:31,521 If only you'll look at one of the finished products. 56 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,672 Don't be so stupid. 57 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,682 These ridiculous mannequins aren't going to fool anybody. 58 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,684 FRANKLIN: Baron? 59 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,684 We're really remarkable. 60 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,787 Please ask them for the additional funds? 61 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:57,029 I took the liberty of getting your directors on the line. 62 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:10,244 Yeah. 63 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:14,187 Give him the money. 64 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,348 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 65 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,277 (PARACHUTE RIPS) 66 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:21,243 (ALTERNATE MAIN THEME) 67 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:14,732 Hi, Jaime Sommers to see Oscar Goldman. 68 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,173 Ah, yes, Miss Sommers. 69 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:17,540 Park in stall 54, please. 70 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,411 Thank you. 71 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:19,469 (CAR HORN HONKS) 72 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,138 Jaime! 73 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:21,908 Hi, Lynda! 74 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,392 JAIME: See you in a few minutes, okay? 75 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:24,216 Right. 76 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:30,083 Good morning, Miss Wilson. 77 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,634 Good morning, Paul, it's a beautiful day. 78 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:32,955 Yes, it is. 79 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:41,759 (PHONE RINGING) 80 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:45,703 Mr. Goldman is having a security conference with Grade 8's at 3:30. 81 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,673 Yes? Oh, no, no, 5:00 is impossible. 82 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,519 No, because Mr. Goldman's meeting with the Secretary... 83 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:53,137 and the committee for development planning, and then... 84 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,374 Hold, hold on, please. 85 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:56,779 Yes? 86 00:06:56,850 --> 00:07:01,753 Oh, yes, he will have cocktails at 6:30 with the British and French ambassadors. 87 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,448 Yup, okay. 88 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:07,156 Oh, shut up! 89 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,053 How... How have you been, Jaime? 90 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:13,190 Oh, I thought I had been very busy until I came in here. 91 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,961 I cannot deal with this anymore. 92 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:18,129 I'm seriously thinking of dumping this job. 93 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,831 Callahan, put the phone down. 94 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,305 Put them on hold. Come on. 95 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,274 All of them, every one of them. 96 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:28,913 Okay, good, now take a deep breath, come on, hurry! 97 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:32,645 Let it out. Relax. 98 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:35,279 Okay. Thank you. 99 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,858 You look like you've had a pretty bad morning. 100 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,156 They've all been bad lately. 101 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:45,595 And never one word of encouragement from Mr. Goldman. 102 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,496 Ah-ha! 103 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,779 (IMITATING A THERAPIST) Now we are getting to the real problem. 104 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:53,899 What you have is the unappreciated secretary syndrome. 105 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:56,636 Oh, and it's terrible. 106 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:57,734 It looks awful on you. 107 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:02,939 Now, he hasn't been too sensitive too lately, huh? 108 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,348 Well, that poor man doesn't have any time to think about me. 109 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,616 I mean, it's my problem. 110 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,591 The pace around here is driving me bananas! 111 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,254 Okay, but a little appreciation wouldn't hurt, would it? 112 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,887 No, I guess not. 113 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:20,057 There are other pressures, too, Jaime. 114 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,895 I could use some advice if you got a little time later. 115 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,871 Yeah, I'll make time. 116 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,066 Thanks. 117 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,369 Is he in? 118 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:30,909 Oh, no, not yet... 119 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,289 but Dr. Wells did send for you and he's waiting in his office. 120 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,473 Oh, yeah? Why? 121 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,811 Maybe it's your heel alignment. 122 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:39,745 He could balance your toes. 123 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:42,811 Oh, very funny. 124 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:43,878 Good morning! 125 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:44,855 Hi, Lynda. 126 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,755 Hi, Jaime, Rudy sent me to find you. 127 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,124 Well, I was just on my way to see him. 128 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,719 I'll see you later. Okay, bye. 129 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,628 Don't quit until I get back, okay? 130 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,394 Right. 131 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,526 Ah-ha! 132 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,469 Mr. Goldman's office. 133 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:04,670 KATY: Eyes hazel, 6.34 on the Fischer scale. 134 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,474 Hair brown, 10.9 Fischer scale. 135 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,175 Skin age 31.7 years. 136 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,775 Voice sampling. 137 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:13,829 LYNDA: Good morning, Paul. 138 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:16,481 Beautiful morning. 139 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,116 KATY: Volume range 8.2 decibels. 140 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,956 Southern New England region intonations. 141 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:26,491 The space of molecules in the cochlea area... 142 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:30,434 vary from 4.3 to 5.1 thousand per nucleus. 143 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:34,872 The cortacestron count is holding steady at 900 per nucleus. 144 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:38,877 The stretch factor of the multi-mode fiber is... 145 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,483 (GRUNTS, SIGHS) 146 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:48,714 We'll have to wait until this blasted stretch gauge is fixed. 147 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,756 Hmm? 148 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:58,998 (SNAPS) 149 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:00,032 (SCREAMS) 150 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,035 Oh, I'm sorry, Rudy, I didn't mean to break anything. 151 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,663 No, no, that's just what I was trying to do. 152 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:10,038 Stretch factor, breaking point 3,147 pounds. 153 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:13,136 Hiya, Jaime. 154 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,238 Hi. Did you send for me? 155 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,115 Yeah, I sure did. 156 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,116 And aside from the pleasure of your company... 157 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,162 I want to make some adjustments on your bionic hearing. 158 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,153 Why? 159 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,554 Well, I just want to fine tune it higher for range and clarity. 160 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,923 I've developed some sonic techniques that are really revolutionary. 161 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:28,983 Really? Yeah. 162 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,257 I'm not so sure I want a revolution going on in my ear. 163 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,799 Okay, but if these tests prove out my theory... 164 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,233 we'll be able to communicate at ultrasonic ranges. 165 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,931 Nobody will hear it but you and Doberman pinchers. 166 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,801 Uh, Rudy, now you know I love you... 167 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:47,677 but if you think I'm gonna come running every time you blow a dog whistle... 168 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,180 you're out of your mind. 169 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,593 A dog whistle, I didn't say anything... 170 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:54,610 (THUNDER CRASHING) 171 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:01,490 Um, yeah, okay, you can check my hearing... 172 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:04,140 because I just heard a thunder storm, now there's nothing in that sky. 173 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,096 Not a cloud, nothing. 174 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,190 It's our weather control station. 175 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,879 Actually it's the experimental lab for the full-size working model... 176 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,427 we're building in White Sands. 177 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:16,373 Are you talking about things like watering deserts and controlling floods? 178 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:19,036 RUDY: Yeah, that was the plan. 179 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,570 But after some early success, we ran into some real problems. 180 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:26,016 If we bring rain into one area, it causes draught in another... 181 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:30,613 and international law isn't even written on a country's rights to air currents. 182 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,920 Yes, but Rudy, if it works, that's fantastic! 183 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,926 No, it's not as good as it sounds. 184 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,224 There are basic instabilities. 185 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,755 We have a limited power to create severe storm conditions... 186 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,097 but we can't control the damage. 187 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,932 Steve's working on the project. 188 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,494 You mean Steve is here? 189 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:47,631 Yeah. 190 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,504 (THUNDER CRASHES) 191 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:52,477 That came from the strato-chamber where Steve's working! 192 00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:59,382 Get Oscar, come on! 193 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,510 Right. 194 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:11,195 Jaime, cut the magnetic power! 195 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,728 Switch 196 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:31,844 Steve! 197 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:32,942 You all right? 198 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,715 Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. 199 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,866 For a minute, I was getting a real charge out of that. 200 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,757 Oh, come on, that's not funny. 201 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,355 You're all right, pal? 202 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:48,127 Yeah, I was trying to duplicate a low pressure zone. 203 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,533 Electro-magnetic charge in the neutron field. 204 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,537 It reach critical mass before I could stop it. 205 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,594 (CHUCKLES) 206 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,301 Ask for rain and you get a lightning storm. 207 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,641 RUDY: Well, it looks like some fusing in the bionics. 208 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,545 Some flash burns, but nothing critical. 209 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,549 You know, Oscar, I don't give up too easily... 210 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,914 but I'm gonna make an exception. 211 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,130 I think we should scrub this whole experiment, it's too dangerous. 212 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,088 I happen to agree. 213 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:13,557 Well, we've had a lot tougher projects and made them work. 214 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,254 You two are very good examples. 215 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,661 OSCAR: I'm under a lot of pressure to make this work. 216 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:22,531 Aside from the time and money spent, think of the good it will do. 217 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,537 Unlimited irrigation, controlled flooding. 218 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,129 Electrocution. 219 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,403 Take care of yourself, pal. Get that fixed up. 220 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,412 You're lucky it hit your bionic arm. 221 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,280 It acted like a lightning rod. Drew it right to me. 222 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,811 Lynda, get him to the lab, huh? 223 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:49,826 Now, we make a final check before we transfer Lynda Wilson's personal history... 224 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:53,332 into the robot's memory bank. 225 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,628 For now... 226 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:02,641 just transfer the overall matrix and the facial expression analysis. 227 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,708 But how is she going to find her way around the inside of the O.S.I.? 228 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:12,046 I worked in there for 10 years. 229 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:15,485 My knowledge of the place is in the computer, too. 230 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,523 As soon as the memory transfer is made... 231 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:21,458 this Fembot will find her way around there just as well as I could. 232 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,290 KATY: Ready for the test, Doctor. 233 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,523 Okay. 234 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:34,603 Now let's run a final check on the optical system. 235 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,095 FRANKLIN: Look at me, Lynda. 236 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,102 Optical system operating at 100%. 237 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,661 Excellent! 238 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,539 So now you can feed the rest of our programs... 239 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,134 to our new assistant. 240 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,612 (HIGH-PITCHED TONE) 241 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:20,485 Did you hear that? 242 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,487 JAIME: Loud and clear. 243 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,590 Just work it out, it should be all right. 244 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,489 All right. 245 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,621 Dr. Wells, Jaime's got a 60% increase in bionic hearing sensitivity... 246 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,494 and we haven't peaked yet. 247 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,500 Wink your left eye if you read me. 248 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,561 Rudy wants me to test my repairs. 249 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,301 STEVE: How about a game of handball in the O.S.I. courts? 250 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,501 Little dinner later. 251 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:53,449 KATY: Dr. Franklin, we're about 10 minutes away from the O.S.I. building. 252 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:56,352 FRANKLIN: So I see. Keep your eyes open. 253 00:15:56,422 --> 00:16:00,756 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 254 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,200 (WHISTLING THROUGH AIR) 255 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,870 STEVE: That's my point. 256 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,087 Hey, do we have a bet on this game? 257 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,545 A bet? Come on, I've only played this twice. 258 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,225 Well, we definitely should have a bet on this game... 259 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,294 and I got a pretty good idea what the prize should be. 260 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,250 Oh, really? Yeah. 261 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,363 You think you can give me a hint without us getting arrested? 262 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,718 Uh-uh. No? Oh, boy. 263 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,814 Are you ready? I'm ready. 264 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,223 DRIVER: The OS! building is just ahead. 265 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,693 FRANKLIN: I see it. 266 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:39,492 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 267 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,894 (WHISTLING THROUGH AIR) 268 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,663 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 269 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,535 Ah! 270 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,836 Well, that's game. 271 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,809 I'll tell you what I won later. 272 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,540 DRIVER: We're passing the O.S.I. gymnasium now. 273 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,582 (BIONIC EAR SOUND EFFECT) 274 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,617 Are you okay? 275 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,745 Yeah, I just don't think Rudy's got all the bugs out of this new unit yet. 276 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,023 DRIVER: Get down, don't let the guard see you. 277 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,460 Now it's gone again, darn it. 278 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,361 You're sure? Oh, well, yeah. 279 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,532 Maybe you better have Rudy check it again. 280 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,230 Okay, I will. 281 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,569 Listen, I would like to go and talk to Callahan... 282 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,233 for just a few minutes before we go... 283 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,189 and then I'll meet you in the parking lot, okay? 284 00:17:26,603 --> 00:17:28,580 All right. Okay. 285 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,845 KATY: Lynda should be out any moment. 286 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,085 Goodnight, Dr. Wells. 287 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,450 Good night, Lynda. 288 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,673 Get ready, she's coming now. 289 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,145 LYNDA: Help! No, help! 290 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,725 (ROBOTIC SOUND EFFECT) 291 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,094 FEMBOT LYNDA: Are you all right? 292 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:23,499 Well, I was just coming up to see if you were all right. 293 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:24,769 FEMBOT LYNDA: What do you mean? 294 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,499 Well, I heard you call for help. 295 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,791 Who is she? FEMBOT LYNDA: What're you talking about? 296 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,002 She is not one of the secretaries. 297 00:18:31,525 --> 00:18:33,637 I don't understand, you heard what? 298 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,079 Well, it sounded like that. 299 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:42,210 I don't know, there seems to be some distortion in this new amplifier that I've got... 300 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,168 and I really wish you'd turn it down for me a couple of notches tomorrow. 301 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,283 What's she talking about? 302 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,555 We'll find out. 303 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,257 (BIONIC EAR SOUND EFFECT) 304 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,054 Ah... 305 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,363 This is gonna drive me crazy. 306 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:57,800 Can I drop you somewhere? 307 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,129 I think I'll be all right, really. 308 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,871 BARON: Congratulations, Franklin, your first Fembot passed the test. 309 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,438 Bye-bye! 310 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:16,254 (BIONIC EAR SOUND EFFECT) 311 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,763 (ROBOTIC SOUND EFFECT) 312 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,560 FRANKLIN: You're doing a fine job, Lynda. 313 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,794 Keep him under surveillance. 314 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:33,361 No, Mom, I haven't quit yet. 315 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:37,136 Yes, Mother, I know it's probably best. 316 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:45,817 Mom, look, I know that you always have my best interests at heart. 317 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,443 Mom, listen, I gotta go now, okay? 318 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,614 Mr. Goldman's calling. 319 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:55,150 Yeah, okay, bye. 320 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,455 You didn't have to do that. 321 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,657 You kidding? If I hadn't given her that excuse, I'd be on the phone for hours. 322 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,791 You got a minute? 323 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,459 I'd really like to bend your ear. 324 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,061 Well, I think it's already bent, but go ahead. 325 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,230 Huh? 326 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,398 Never mind. 327 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:13,104 OSCAR: Callahan, you forgot I need that Matthew report for this meeting. 328 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:17,878 It's in your inbox, Mr. Goldman, second file down. 329 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,441 OSCAR: Oh, yeah, thanks. 330 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,885 Sometimes I get the feeling... 331 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,757 that unrelenting, deadly efficiency... 332 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,953 is not terribly appreciated. 333 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,930 Wait a minute, isn't this why I came in this morning? 334 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,694 And you still don't feel any better? 335 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,929 I feel so pressured and so... 336 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,497 Unappreciated, overworked. 337 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,736 Yeah. Yeah. 338 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,835 Yeah. 339 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,846 My mom wants me to come home... 340 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,849 and meet a nice guy, the whole bit. 341 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,714 Well, you could have worse advice. 342 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:58,714 Personally, I think this place would fall apart without you, but that's... 343 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:03,728 OSCAR: Callahan, the revised report isn't in this file. 344 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,492 It's secret Class 3 material, Mr. Goldman. 345 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:10,968 It's locked in your upper right desk drawer... 346 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,527 where secret Class 3 material is supposed to be. 347 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,341 My mom wants me to go to Cape Cod with her next week... 348 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:20,969 to talk about leaving here. 349 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,035 Cape Cod, that's nice. 350 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:22,944 I don't know. 351 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:26,917 I mean, maybe I do need the home, wife... 352 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,682 mother indispensible role. 353 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:34,055 Do you really feel like you're not indispensible here? 354 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,220 I mean, who's gonna tell him what's in his drawers? 355 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:44,226 Honestly, I think that your sense of unimportance... 356 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,903 would really come as a surprise to Oscar. 357 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,838 But he's got so much on his mind. 358 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:51,206 Okay, he won't, as soon as I get through talking to him. 359 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,437 Oh, Jaime! 360 00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,172 Hey, hey, come on, trust me. 361 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,646 Diplomatic course would outdo me for years. 362 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:57,515 Okay. 363 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,517 Look, I'll talk to him later. 364 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,062 Right now, I gotta go see Rudy about my ear... 365 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,577 and... be happy. 366 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,352 Okay? Yeah. 367 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:11,021 So, Baron, we're ready to transport replacement number two. 368 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,737 (PHONE RINGS) 369 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,898 Mr. Goldman's office. 370 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:22,941 Hold on. 371 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,566 Yes, Callahan. 372 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:27,737 CALLAHAN: Mr. Goldman, the weather control station at White Sands is calling. 373 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,246 They say it's top priority. 374 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,839 And Jaime stopped by. 375 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,008 Okay, put him on. 376 00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:38,554 How bad is it? 377 00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:43,152 All right, I'll have Colonel Steve Austin up there in a couple of hours. 378 00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:44,526 Callahan, get me Colonel Austin. 379 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,495 Yes, sir. 380 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:50,797 (PHONE BEEPS) 381 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:51,768 Steve! 382 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,668 OSCAR: Trouble. You were right. 383 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,570 We almost had a tragedy at White Sands. 384 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,252 What nearly happened to you this morning... 385 00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:59,005 happened there except on a bigger scale. 386 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,204 Lightning, cloud bursts. 387 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:01,974 Well, I hate to say I told you so. 388 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,446 This beauty's like a landmine. 389 00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:04,812 Has no friends. 390 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,875 Okay, pal, okay. 391 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,078 I admit it! 392 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:11,611 I went too far and jumped the gun on building a full-scale station. 393 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:14,420 We're just too far away from any controllable applications. 394 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:15,704 Look, you're gonna have to fly up to White Sands. 395 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,992 OSCAR: Assess the damage and put it in your report. 396 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,655 Now? Wait a minute, Oscar. 397 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,209 Jaime's waiting to meet me in the parking lot. 398 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:21,927 We got a date. 399 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,731 Steve! This is a priority situation! 400 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:25,997 Get up to the chopper pad. 401 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,629 I'll have an F-4 ready at Andrews... 402 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,674 and don't worry, I'll explain it to Jaime. 403 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,768 Okay, but you better do it right, pal... 404 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:36,246 or you'll have a thunder storm in your own office when I get back. 405 00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:44,050 Ah, I have been looking for you. 406 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:45,556 You've been looking for me? Yes. 407 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,319 Where's Steve? 408 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:51,557 Well, if I'm not mistaken, I think that's him right over there. 409 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,625 Now that's what I call running out on a date. 410 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,658 It's all my fault. Oh, I believe that. 411 00:23:56,735 --> 00:24:00,432 We've been having a lot of trouble at the weather control station at White Sands. 412 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:02,183 Jaime, I'd like to take you out to dinner... 413 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,538 but I'm tied up too! 414 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:07,204 Right, with your meetings and your sundry ambassadors. 415 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,324 Your Mr. Secretary and all of those appointments made for you... 416 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,474 by Callahan, I might add. 417 00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:11,982 Right. 418 00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:15,487 Oscar, I would like very much to talk to you... 419 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:18,751 about appreciating people. 420 00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:20,815 Appreciating people? 421 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:24,056 Jaime, I appreciate you. 422 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,530 I wanted to talk to you about Callahan. 423 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:29,499 Callahan? 424 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:32,380 What's the matter with Callahan? I haven't noticed anything wrong with her. 425 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:35,066 Well, that's precisely what I wanted to talk to you about. 426 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,573 You haven't noticed. 427 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,973 Oh. 428 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,740 KATY: Dr. Franklin, this is Callahan's building. 429 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,512 She's in her apartment now. 430 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:50,214 FRANKLIN: Very well. Proceed with the plan. 431 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:53,281 Jaime, you'll never guess what happened today. 432 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,294 Mr. Goldman called me after his meeting with the Secretary. 433 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:59,297 CALLAHAN: He even kept the French ambassador waiting to do it. 434 00:24:59,365 --> 00:25:00,627 What was on his mind? 435 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:03,293 CALLAHAN: Well, he told me how much he needs and depends on me. 436 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:05,837 He just kept repeating it. 437 00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,462 He was really wonderful, Jaime. 438 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:08,972 He was wonderful. 439 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,804 He told me he couldn't get along without me. 440 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,901 Well, it's about time he figured that one out. 441 00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:14,570 Did you put him up to it? 442 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,443 Hey, all I did was tell him the truth. 443 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,460 JAIME: I can't help it if that scared him to death. 444 00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:20,748 CALLAHAN: Jaime, what did you say? 445 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,548 Well, I just... 446 00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:25,021 told him that I'd sensed how unhappy you were... 447 00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:27,456 and that I know you'd never bother him with it. 448 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,721 So, if he didn't start appreciating you, I'd quit. 449 00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:30,727 (DOORBELL RINGS) 450 00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:32,661 You are too much. 451 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:34,164 Jaime, hold on for a second, okay? 452 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:36,133 JAIME: Sure. 453 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,470 Huh? 454 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,959 (HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING) 455 00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:03,756 Jaime, can I get back to you? 456 00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:05,956 Yeah, sure, I'll talk to you tomorrow. 457 00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,896 (HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING) CALLAHAN: Okay, bye-bye. 458 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:09,991 Bye. 459 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:17,569 (FEMBOT COMPUTING SOUND) 460 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:24,047 I don't know what to make of it, Jaime. 461 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:27,142 You're not getting that effect now. 462 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,280 No. 463 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:35,050 Well, it could be an intermittent short in the circuit. 464 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,459 You say it happened once on the phone last night? 465 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,861 Yes. And then once when I was playing handball... 466 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:43,129 and again when I was running... 467 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:45,432 I thought I heard Lynda calling. 468 00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:47,438 So that's twice under physical stress. Right. 469 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:50,339 Well, maybe we can cause it again. 470 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,542 Good morning, Miss Callahan! 471 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,169 Good morning, Mr. Goldman. 472 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:55,508 (FEMBOT COMPUTING SOUND) 473 00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:57,071 FRANKLIN: Good morning, Mr. Goldman. 474 00:26:57,149 --> 00:27:01,051 Miss Callahan, I was thinking about our conversation yesterday... 475 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:05,147 and you're not gonna have any complaints about feeling unappreciated in the future. 476 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:08,557 Oh, I'll be appreciated, Oscar. 477 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,587 (FEMBOT COMPUTING SOUND) 478 00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:13,595 FRANKLIN: Good, Callahan. 479 00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:16,793 Now investigate this Sommers woman. 480 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,750 RUDY: 55 miles per hour. 481 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,012 No ear trouble? 482 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:34,886 JAIME: No. 483 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,315 (HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING) 484 00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:53,134 (FEMBOT COMPUTING SOUND) 485 00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:01,606 How can a human being run so fast? 486 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:09,779 She's bionic, of course. 487 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:13,689 Wells was working on that when I was still at O.S.I. 488 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:16,091 One of our biggest quarrels was over the allocation... 489 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:18,026 of experimental funds between us. 490 00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:21,964 My robots and his bionic unit. 491 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:25,629 So he did perfect the technique. 492 00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:31,008 What's wrong? 493 00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:35,137 Well, strange as it seems, that hum started again when Callahan came in. 494 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,008 Can you describe the pitch of the sound? 495 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:41,382 It's high, it's just high. It's a high-pitched hum. 496 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:44,151 BARON: We can't hear them through the glass. 497 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,417 What are they saying? 498 00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:47,685 FRANKLIN: Amplify Fembots hearing. 499 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,693 Give me a computer read-out. 500 00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:54,597 It's high, it's just a high-pitched hum. 501 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:55,510 (FEMBOT COMPUTING SOUND) 502 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,229 It could mean almost anything. 503 00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:00,799 Why should I be hearing it from Callahan? 504 00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:02,863 I don't know. 505 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:04,909 Maybe she's wearing a quartz watch. 506 00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,968 It could give off a transistor hum. 507 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:09,377 RUDY: Apparently the new unit is too sensitive. 508 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,177 She has bionic hearing, too. 509 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,260 JAIME: Can't you do something about it? 510 00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:14,878 It's picking up the frequency of the Fembots' transistors. 511 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:17,353 FRANKLIN: I'll lower their transistor output. 512 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:20,421 BARON: Good thing that you caught it, Lynda is headed back to the lab. 513 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,823 Start Phase Two! 514 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:27,194 Make immediate arrangements to kidnap Oscar Goldman. 515 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:32,366 A stroke of genius, Franklin. 516 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,406 We could name our own price for Goldman... 517 00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:37,533 and his bionic woman. 518 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:41,909 Can you imagine how much we could get for her? 519 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:46,508 These thoughts have crossed my mind. 520 00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:58,753 (FEMBOT COMPUTING SOUND) 521 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:01,760 Are you getting the hum now? 522 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:02,633 Uh-uh. 523 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:03,362 FRANKLIN: Good. 524 00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:06,871 I'll keep the Fembots' transistors on low output. 525 00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:10,669 (PHONE RINGING) 526 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:12,607 Dr. Wells' office. 527 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,612 Yes, Mr. Goldman, she's here. 528 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,045 Just a moment, please. 529 00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:24,287 Jaime... 530 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,085 it's Mr. Goldman on line three. 531 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,557 Thank you. 532 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:38,458 Yes, sir. 533 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:40,835 Jaime, I'm just calling to invite you to lunch. 534 00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:42,965 This is my Woman's Appreciation Week. 535 00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:44,030 I'm calling all of my... 536 00:30:44,109 --> 00:30:46,839 favorite ladies, so they won't feel slighted. 537 00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:49,710 Well, on behalf of them all, it is appreciated. 538 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:52,807 And don't worry, I'm not gonna say, "It's about time." 539 00:30:52,884 --> 00:30:53,924 I'll pick you up at 12:00. 540 00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:55,452 Okay, I'll be waiting... 541 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,681 and hungry as a bear. 542 00:30:57,756 --> 00:30:59,849 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 543 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:15,605 Can I see your papers? 544 00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:16,936 DRIVER: Got another pick-up. 545 00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:19,636 Okay, go ahead. 546 00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:27,680 FRANKLIN: Make the call, now! 547 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:31,549 OSCAR: Yes, Callahan? 548 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:33,420 Mr. Goldman, Jaime just called. 549 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,536 She'd like you to meet her in the parking lot at 12:00. 550 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,925 She's in stall 54. 551 00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:37,859 Thank you, Callahan. 552 00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:39,920 You're welcome. 553 00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:41,295 FRANKLIN: Go ahead, Lynda. 554 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:50,102 Jaime, Mr. Goldman called to cancel your lunch. 555 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:51,767 He left about a half an hour ago. 556 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:54,038 He had an emergency conference at the State Department. 557 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:55,739 What is this? 558 00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,941 All my men, they tell me how much they like me... 559 00:31:58,016 --> 00:31:59,460 and then nobody'll stick around to feed me? 560 00:31:59,484 --> 00:32:01,262 Hey, it's my lucky day, I'll take you to lunch. 561 00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:02,753 You're on. 562 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:07,391 JAIME: When did you say he left? 563 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,654 Callahan said about a half hour ago. 564 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:10,854 Thank you. 565 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,864 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 566 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,730 (FEMBOT COMPUTING SOUND) 567 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,109 Jaime! 568 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:27,611 JAIME: Oscar! 569 00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:38,254 No! 570 00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:40,120 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 571 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:04,544 (TIRES SCREECHING) 572 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,757 Tell them to go back and get her. 573 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,724 I'm taking no chances. 574 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:16,260 I've got what I wanted. 575 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:17,727 Keep going. 576 00:33:17,796 --> 00:33:20,788 You agree that she's worth a fortune? 577 00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:24,768 I'm in this for satisfaction as much as for money and power. 578 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:29,833 You know, I started work on the weather control machine... 579 00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:31,967 until Goldman took me off it. 580 00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:37,003 I want him to see me use that machine as I've always said it should be used. 581 00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:40,313 As a devastating weapon. 582 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,717 Yes, the girl's valuable... 583 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:46,188 but my Fembots can do anything she can. 584 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:48,158 Not quite. 585 00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:52,526 As a human being, she can think for herself. 586 00:33:52,597 --> 00:33:57,557 Since when is thinking for herself an asset... 587 00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:59,627 in a woman? 588 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:10,709 All right, exactly what did he say before he left here? 589 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,114 That he was going to meet the Secretary. 590 00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:16,517 I thought he must have gotten the call on his private line. 591 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:19,056 (PHONE BUZZES) 592 00:34:19,124 --> 00:34:20,022 Hanson. 593 00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:22,616 HANSON: Where did they find it? 594 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:25,185 Right, get it to the lab. 595 00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:28,198 HANSON: They found the van near an airstrip in Bethesda. 596 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:30,291 A small jet had just taken off. 597 00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:31,357 All right now. 598 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:35,730 What time did Goldman leave here? 599 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:38,367 I... I'm not exactly sure. 600 00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:39,501 Close to 12:00, I think. 601 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,136 Well, that's not what you said before. 602 00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,876 Are you implying something, Miss Sommers? 603 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:49,512 Well, I don't know, but if he went to see the Secretary... 604 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,818 what was he doing in the parking lot by my car? 605 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:55,858 Miss Callahan? Any idea what he was doing in the parking lot? 606 00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:58,762 No. 607 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,821 But Mr. Goldman has so many appointments... 608 00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:03,210 it's really hard for me to keep them all straight in my head. 609 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:05,464 Callahan, what are you talking about? 610 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:08,199 I have seen you juggle 15 things all at once for him... 611 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:11,504 and now you're saying you can't remember a specific time or what you said? 612 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:13,908 Please, Jaime, stop it. 613 00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:16,641 Don't you think I'm just as upset about Mr. Goldman as you are? 614 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:19,684 Didn't you tell Lynda he'd been gone half an hour? 615 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:22,015 Well, I'm not sure she said that, Jaime. 616 00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:22,815 Oh, you, too! 617 00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:26,050 Miss Sommers, either offer me some proof or stop implying things. 618 00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:30,322 Well, it's not her fault, Mr. Hanson. 619 00:35:30,395 --> 00:35:34,889 Look, I hate saying this, Jaime, but you have been having some problems. 620 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:39,528 Thinking you heard me call for help and those other things. 621 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:45,269 Dr. Wells, can you shed any light on this? 622 00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:50,110 Only that Jaime's been having some trouble with her hearing lately. 623 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:56,845 Do you think Dr. Wells is against you, too, Miss Sommers? 624 00:35:56,921 --> 00:36:00,584 I mean, we realize you have a strong emotional attachment to Oscar Goldman. 625 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,786 And I understand your concern, but... 626 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:04,886 Got the safe open, Mr. Hanson. 627 00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:30,016 He's lived with that possibility for years. 628 00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:41,621 I have recorded this message so that there will be no doubt... 629 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,669 that these are my orders. 630 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:49,903 I've given a great deal of thought lately to the possibility of being captured... 631 00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:53,307 and I realize that I have too much vital information... 632 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:56,643 to allow it to fall into enemy hands. 633 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,980 Under present day chemical and computer techniques of interrogation... 634 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:04,681 anyone, I mean anyone, could be made to talk in a few hours... 635 00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:08,556 and I don't flatter myself to think that I am any exception. 636 00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:13,586 I'm not being noble about this, I'm being practical. 637 00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:17,192 Therefore, I order all action units... 638 00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:19,600 of the O.S.I. and the NSB... 639 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:24,506 to be mobilized to kill me as soon as possible. 640 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,339 Any delay, I repeat... 641 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:30,313 any delay must be avoided. 642 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,372 No rescue attempt must be made... 643 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:37,149 because that would undoubtedly be too late. 644 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:43,759 My friends, this is not the coolest thing you can do. 645 00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:48,829 On the contrary, it might be the kindest thing. 646 00:37:51,336 --> 00:37:56,273 You know, you have my fond wishes and affection always. 647 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:00,703 Goodbye. 648 00:38:13,324 --> 00:38:16,259 You aren't even gonna consider doing that? 649 00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:19,763 It's his decision and he's the best judge. 650 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,423 (SCOFFS) 651 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,364 You're out of your mind. 652 00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:26,827 Perhaps. 653 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:30,602 Look, I don't like doing this... 654 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:34,668 but I know exactly what he meant by modern interrogation. 655 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:38,341 So I'm sorry, but when we find out where they're holding him... 656 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:42,546 we will utilize all of our resources to carry out Oscar Goldman's wishes. 657 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:46,147 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 658 00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,194 (KEYS JINGLING) 659 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,865 Walk straight ahead. 660 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:06,603 Right there. 661 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,608 Callahan, Lynda, what are you doing here? 662 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,197 We've been here since yesterday, Mr. Goldman. 663 00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:19,122 But I saw you in my office just two hours ago. 664 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:22,591 That was a robot, Oscar. 665 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,493 Franklin. 666 00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:30,091 You made quite an issue a few years ago... 667 00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:32,602 of OS! funding... 668 00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:34,661 said I was wasting it on them. 669 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:38,142 So that's it. 670 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:42,240 You've gone to a lot of trouble to get back at me. 671 00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:45,305 Oh, you flatter yourself. 672 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:50,116 Getting even with you is just a very small fringe benefit. 673 00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:53,954 I always did think bigger that you gave me credit for. 674 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,789 Thinking big and thinking grandiose just isn't the same thing. 675 00:39:56,861 --> 00:39:59,625 You never could understand that, Franklin. 676 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,425 What do you want? 677 00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:04,525 Blackmail? 678 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:07,400 As a matter of fact, yes. 679 00:40:07,472 --> 00:40:10,839 But on a far vaster scale than you can imagine. 680 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,878 Do you recall that the weather control machine... 681 00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:16,277 was my basic concept. 682 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,611 We disagreed on its application. 683 00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:19,741 Yes, we did. 684 00:40:19,817 --> 00:40:21,409 You only saw it as a weapon. 685 00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:23,681 A weapon, yes... 686 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:28,658 and for seven years now I've prepared to prove that. 687 00:40:28,726 --> 00:40:30,990 I was right then... 688 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:32,393 and I'm right now. 689 00:40:34,532 --> 00:40:38,696 I'm gonna get control of the working model of that machine... 690 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:42,103 and you're going to help me. 691 00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:44,164 What makes you think I'll do that? 692 00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,642 You have... 693 00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:49,305 and you're gonna continue to do so... 694 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,213 in ways you cannot even imagine. 695 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:57,377 Mr. Goldman. 696 00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:01,856 Yes, Callahan. 697 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,757 Will they try to rescue us? 698 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,764 No. 699 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:12,792 I left certain orders. 700 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:15,361 Orders that will be carried out. 701 00:41:18,443 --> 00:41:20,434 I didn't think I'd have other people with me. 702 00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:28,980 They're gonna kill him, Steve. 703 00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:30,179 STEVE: Calm down, Jaime. 704 00:41:30,254 --> 00:41:31,846 I'm leaving White Sands right now. 705 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,500 You just sit tight until I get there, okay? 706 00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:34,957 Okay, but please hurry. 707 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:46,961 Area 4 network reports negative information on Goldman's present location. 708 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,505 Right, I'll hold. 709 00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:49,717 I just talked with Colonel Austin. 710 00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:52,801 We demand that you give us a chance to rescue Oscar. 711 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,855 This happens to be a security matter, Miss Sommers. 712 00:41:54,879 --> 00:41:56,608 HANSON: Don't cause another problem. 713 00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:59,582 Rescuing him is not a problem, Mr. Hanson! 714 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:00,878 It is a solution. 715 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:03,045 I don't want to hurt Goldman any more than you do. 716 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,748 But it's a risk that goes with the job. 717 00:42:04,822 --> 00:42:06,822 I would expect and want the same if they got to me. 718 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,827 The Delta Deep Penetration Group reports negative. 719 00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:12,488 There's an update coming in on scrambler three. 720 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:14,441 Would someone get Miss Sommers out of here, please? 721 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:15,476 And Doctor, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to go too. 722 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,934 I have the security seven clearance! 723 00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:19,526 No offense intended, Doctor... 724 00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:23,563 but your clearance is with O.S.I., not NSB. 725 00:42:23,641 --> 00:42:25,201 There are elements in both operations... 726 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:27,176 that we don't even have to tell each other. 727 00:42:27,245 --> 00:42:29,179 Now, please, Doctor... 728 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,107 Come on, Jaime. 729 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:47,764 What are we gonna do? 730 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:49,857 I don't know. 731 00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:52,095 How fast do you think they can find Oscar? 732 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,398 Too fast. 733 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:54,460 I don't like Hanson... 734 00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:55,801 but he's very good at his job. 735 00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:01,342 I always knew that great power carried great risks. 736 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:02,936 But it's Oscar, Rudy. 737 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,949 When it's personal, it makes you want to forget principles. 738 00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:09,578 Principles that kill your friends don't fit my definition of principles. 739 00:43:11,556 --> 00:43:14,320 Rudy, didn't you notice anything strange about Callahan? 740 00:43:15,493 --> 00:43:16,517 No. 741 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:18,391 I don't know, I did. 742 00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:19,555 I can just feel it. 743 00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:23,122 Well, she was upset, but she's completely loyal to Oscar. 744 00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:25,499 Maybe, just maybe. 745 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:38,348 Hi, Jaime! 746 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:40,179 JAIME: Hi, may I come in? 747 00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:41,718 FEMBOT CALLAHAN: Oh, sure. 748 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:42,878 JAIME: Thank you. 749 00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:46,583 Can I get you something? 750 00:43:46,657 --> 00:43:48,625 Um, I'd love some coffee... 751 00:43:48,693 --> 00:43:51,992 and also a chance to apologize for today. 752 00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:54,395 I was pretty upset and I'm afraid I got out of hand. 753 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,229 Me, too. It's a strain on both of us. 754 00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,633 I'll get the coffee. How do you take it? 755 00:43:59,704 --> 00:44:01,433 Black, you don't remember? 756 00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:03,599 I am not rowing with both oars today. 757 00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:05,574 She up to? 758 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,154 JAIME: How are things on the home front, by the way? 759 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:09,078 Is your mom glad you're not quitting? 760 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,876 She'll be glad it worked out. 761 00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:14,611 Are you still gonna go to Newport to talk it over with her? 762 00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:15,811 Research Newport! 763 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:24,086 DRIVER: No mention of Newport in Callahan's records. 764 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:27,996 It's a bluff to trap... 765 00:44:28,065 --> 00:44:29,865 Could be something Callahan said this morning. 766 00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:31,311 I mean, you've never been there before, have you? 767 00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:31,994 No. 768 00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:32,869 No! 769 00:44:32,937 --> 00:44:34,871 You're lying. 770 00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:38,466 You told me yesterday that she wanted you to go to Cape Cod! 771 00:44:39,644 --> 00:44:41,578 You may look and sound like Callahan... 772 00:44:41,646 --> 00:44:42,510 but you're not her. 773 00:44:43,981 --> 00:44:45,915 Who are you? 774 00:44:45,983 --> 00:44:47,644 And where is Oscar Goldman? 775 00:44:47,718 --> 00:44:49,583 She's dangerous. Capture her. 776 00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:52,288 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 777 00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:54,517 You're no match for us, Sommers. 778 00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:56,184 Now we're not going to hurt you. 779 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:57,784 Please come with us. 780 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,228 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 781 00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:02,129 Increase power on the Fembots! 782 00:45:03,668 --> 00:45:05,761 Give up quietly, Sommers. 783 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:09,969 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 784 00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:14,809 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 785 00:45:17,481 --> 00:45:20,814 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 786 00:45:25,690 --> 00:45:28,158 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 787 00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:32,484 Ahh! 788 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,295 (METAL CREAKING) 789 00:46:16,807 --> 00:46:18,468 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 790 00:46:41,165 --> 00:46:42,598 Increase power on the Fembots! 791 00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:47,303 (BANGING ON DOOR) 792 00:47:06,223 --> 00:47:07,781 JAIME: I'm not that bionic. 793 00:47:16,701 --> 00:47:18,430 Get her, now! 794 00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:22,603 (BIONIC SOUND EFFECT) 795 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:37,384 (GASPS) 796 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,494 Don't take chances, both of you. 797 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:45,654 Return to base. 798 00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:48,892 (MOANS) 799 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,810 Jaime! 800 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,513 (EKG BEEPING) 801 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,819 Oh... 802 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,589 Rudy, they are robots. 803 00:48:18,662 --> 00:48:19,754 Robots? 804 00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:20,956 Uh-huh. 805 00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:22,555 JAIME: Would you tell Steve? 806 00:48:22,633 --> 00:48:23,600 Shh-shh. 807 00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:25,362 We'll talk later. 808 00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:26,334 (GROANS) 809 00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:29,996 I gotta... 810 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:33,339 I gotta get out of here! 811 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:35,174 You're not going anywhere. 812 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:38,340 Any serious injury is capable of starting your bionic rejection cycle. 813 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,543 That's how we almost lost you before, remember? 814 00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:42,950 I've got to get Oscar, Rudy. 815 00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:45,045 I'm gonna tune you down for observation. 816 00:48:45,122 --> 00:48:45,952 No! 817 00:48:46,023 --> 00:48:47,820 It'll be just like sleeping. 818 00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:50,053 We don't want to risk losing you. 819 00:48:50,127 --> 00:48:52,152 Shh. Oh, no. 820 00:48:52,229 --> 00:48:55,255 (CRYING) 821 00:48:55,332 --> 00:48:58,768 Lynda. 822 00:48:58,836 --> 00:48:59,996 Lynda, I'm glad you're here. 823 00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:01,367 Just keep an eye on her. 824 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:04,169 I want to start the bionic tune-down process immediately. 825 00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:22,081 The danger is if people start believing her. 826 00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:25,492 Finish her off is she starts coming to! 827 00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:28,361 I can't have her interfering with Phase Three. 828 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:32,102 (FEMBOT COMPUTING SOUND) 829 00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:47,239 (ALTERNATE END THEME MUSIC)